Everything I Know About Life I Learned from "Cartman."

Remember that episode of "South Park" where the kids had to beat that old hacker guy in World of Warcraft, and so they spent hours and hours and hours playing the same dumb mission over and over again to get enough power to beat him?

Yeah, it didn't make much sense to me either, but it probably was hilarious to people who play "World of Warcraft." I tried WoW once, and couldn't do much; I ended up burning down my house and accidentally shooting myself in the foot (a result that was, oddly, identical to the results I got when I played "The Sims," "Roller Coaster Tycoon" and "Ms. Pac Man.")

Anyway, I do know that you have to build up money and skills in WoW, and I know that can be boring -- 'cause I watched that South Park episode-- but I also know that there's a way to get around the boring part and skip to the good part: Buy WoW Gold online.

The World of Warcraft Online Gold Shop -- that link'll take you there -- will sell you online gold, saving you the boring task of building up enough money to do something FUN with the game. Who wants to spend all their online time trying simply to get some cash? That's what we do in REAL life. Instead, you can buy gold at the Online Store -- it's guaranteed-- and then get on with having some real fun.

Aren't Online Games supposed to be fun? I thought that was the whole point. So quit screwing around working for that blacksmith in the virtual village, buy some gold, and get on with fighting dragons.

And then help me get this Ms. Pac Man out of my foot.