I'm like the General of a Tiny, Radio-Controlled Army.

Is there anything more fun than a radio controlled car or plane or boat?

Sure there is: A radio controlled helicopter. And you know what's more fun than THAT? A Radio controlled flying space guy. And you know what's more fun than THAT?

A radio-controlled flying space guy you can fly around in the house and make chase your two-year-old sons.

That's the dream I have after looking at the RC Model Pro site, an online site that sells all kinds of radio controlled stuff, from helicopters to space guys to cars and trucks to the Stealth Bomber.

That's right: they have a radio-controlled Stealth Bomber, which would not only be excellent to fly but also would be invisible to your neighbor's home radar set. Take that, nosy high-tech neighbor.

I've been looking around the RC Model Pro site because it's time for me to think about what to make the kids get me for Father's Day, and the radio-controlled flying saucer I used to have popped into my mind. Once I was on the site, though, I got lost in all the RC stuff they have, and began imagining having races around the backyard with the cars, or the planes, and then I came across the space guys and I was sold.

All that and they've got free shipping AND I can pay through Paypal... what's not to like?

Now, I don't like to brag, but I'm not just a writer/lawyer/guy who likes RC helicopters. I've got some connections, too, and so since you're nice, I'll share this little tidbit with you: You can get $5 bucks off the the Venom Micro Ranger Helicopter. Just use Coupon Code: VMR500 and you'll save some money.

Odds are you'll then spend that $5 on something else they sell there, because it's so easy to keep on clicking and buying, and clicking and buying, and all the stuff is so cool. I am right now imagining assembling my own radio-controlled airforce, spearheaded by those space guys, of course.

Then let's see the neighbors complain about my lawn!