You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, and you can't get Racist Tea Party votes without attacking a black man. (Mitt Romney's fight with a rapper leads to a song.)
Maybe the GOP should bring back "the Grizz." (Why not to get too excited about early declarers.)
The more things change, the more I realize I still despise Cindy McCain.
The Man Nobody Knows Has Positions Even He Doesn't Know (But Still Wants To Be President)
Newt Gingrich: "You can't hold me responsible for my positions, because I was ignorant."
You super hot diva baby: Sarah Palin's tour.
GOD-PAC: Where the Almighty stands on the issues (according to Michele Bachmann)