Sunday, June 12, 2011
So I'm going to start a Zombie Desktop Bowling league... interested?
You BET you are. I can see it on your face. Your slack-jawed, drooling, weirdly-pale face, which... are you feeling okay? What's that? I can't quite understand... what'd you say?
Sure, I've got brains -- because I'm smart enough to keep the GeekAlerts website bookmarked, which means that I'm constantly updated on new cool toys, new gadgets, new EVERYTHING COOL.
Hmm? I couldn't make that out. I was probably a little distracted by this Qmadix portfolio with removable keyboard for iPads. Have you seen it? It's awesome: Looks like one of those leather portfolios the rich kids used in high school, but inside it's got a keyboard and it folds up so you can put your iPad into it and use your iPad like a laptop. It's sweet.
I mean, sure I -- hey, back off a little, will you? Give me some personal space here. Sure, we're all friends in this office but that's no reason to shamble over to my side of the desk and loom over me with that vacant stare. And are you dripping? Well, step back a little.
Now, where were we?
Oh, yeah -- thanks. Brains. You bet it takes brains to know to shop through the GeekAlerts links, but it doesn't take a lot of money, because they have coupons and discounts, like this Apple Store promo code, which is just ONE example of a ThinkGeek coupon that I can use to not only get that portfolio thing, but to save money on the iPad to put inside it.
I might have enough money to...
...seriously! Back OFF. I...
Are you biting my skull? That's it. You're out of the bowling league. No, don't bother trying for sympathy by dropping your arm on the floor and shuffling off. It won't work on me.