Since I am not a hot woman, a radar detector seems the way to go.

It's been about two years now since my last speeding ticket -- and I STILL worry.

I have a tendency to speed.  Not by a lot, but by enough to be passing people.  If I'm not passing people, I don't feel like I'm getting anywhere.  To me, driving without passing people feels like I'm driving on a treadmill.

Which is how I get most of my speeding tickets -- because people will be doing the speed limit, like suckers, and I have to pass them because I'm near-completely-insane, and so I will do, say, 37 in a 30 zone and get pulled over.

Enough of that, and I end up paying higher insurance premiums because they feel (for some weird reason) that I'm a higher risk.  And so for two years I've had to suck it up and do the speed limit.

Until I found out about what Best Radar Detectors said is the Best Radar Detector out there.

I don't know squat about radar detectors.  But I found a website that does, and can tell me what the Best Radar Detector on the market is at the moment, and after I learned that, I started seeing a way out of this speed-limit-imposed purgatory that I've been in for two years.

A radar detector would let me get back to doing what I want to do -- which is go slightly faster than you -- without the same risk of getting speeding tickets, which ends up costing me too much in tickets and premiums and in telling Sweetie I got another ticket, which is probably the worst punishment of all because then she lords it over me how she didn't get any tickets, ever. In her life.

Of course, she's a hot woman. So there's a reason she didn't get tickets.